Some funny,unfortunate,unforgetable experience in Uni and working life!

Being in University for five years (no, i didn't fail my exam and repeated my semester. It's the duration of the course) and working with the government for nearly 5 years, i had experienced first hand some funny, some sad, but all unforgettable experiences. It all happened since my first year in my uni days...
(warning!!! due to the nature of my job, some of these experiences may be deemed inappropriate for certain people!)

1st year-Anatomy dissection class where we were sitting around a cadaver, one female student kept on staring at the penis!...with a smirk on her face!!
- on a lecture on the knee joint, our prof made an inappropriate synonyms of the joint,"As you all notice, the knee joint moves in a single direction, forward and backward, much like a man and a woman.....WTH!!!!!

2nd year- during the first post mortem(all students are required to witness 10) a girl fainted and fell forward,landed herself on the dead body!
- Forensic medicine lecture, when we were had a lecture on sexual deviation, our prof asked the guys... all guys masturbate...(ok!!!!....why must he say that!), and asked the girls... who masturbate? Obviously no one lifted their hand, except for one American girl..(huuahh... very bold to admit)... then there was a moment of silent, then the prof raised his voice,"The rest of are all liar!!!( yes, till the end of the course..most of them denied what the prof said.But the question remains....WHO is telling the truth?)-most guys would like to believe the prof!!

- Same prof mentioned about gays..on how to identify them..."Well, if you examine the practicing active partner, he would have a curved penis, and the receiving partner will have epithelial thickening and a loose anal sphincter at time you are able to SEE THE BEATING HEART from the anus!!!

-Our dean who was also a physiology lecturer, once halfway giving lecture, suddenly stopped and asked a chinese student why was he grinning for no reason.."You! Stand up! Why are you showing your 32?(32 teeth)... I'll make you stand with one leg for the rest of the lecture, then we'll see if that's funny!"
- On one of our medical lecture, she asked the students,"How many types of shock are there?"
"Septic shock, hypovolemic shock,cardiac shock, neurogenic shock..." unexpectedly, someone from the back benchers shouted,"Electric shock!"
-due to increasing incidence of break in, every student who goes in and out of the hostel were required to register their name in a log book placed at the entrance of the hostel.... I looked at it, and some character wrote,"Batman,Spider man,Superman!"
-during clinical years- we were required to practice our clinical skills on real patients, and the routine medical examination includes, history taking, observation, palpation, auscultation. Our entire batch of over 150 students were split into batches of 15, and each day, 2 students take their turns to examine and present the case to the lecturer.
It was a turn where two female students were assigned to a patient with elephantiasis, and was asked to examine the penis...
After a thorough history taking, they put on their gloves and politely asked the patient to drop his pants! Observation...."ok, write this down.. penis is centrally place but slight tilt to the right, regular size(how would they know!!!???) no swelling seen.....yes, no swelling until when it comes to palpation. I didn't know what they did, but patient developed an erection!!!,"ok, now generalized swelling is seen.... suddenly, a friend of mine suddenly ran out from the ward(while the rest of us were waiting in another room) and burst out,"The patient EJACULATED!!!"
Innocently, the two girls, have no idea what it was..(yeah, right!!!) wrote and question each other,"ok... write this down.. sudden white discharge from penis.. How come there is discharge in filiriasis? Its not written in the text book, yarr!!??" WTH!!!
- while working as an intern in surgical posting, we had a case of Thyrotoxicosis(swelling of the thyroid gland) and the head of department ordered a junior intern..."chart down hourly PR.."(pulse rate)... i swear, that dude reported during the evening rounds,"Sir, 10' o'clock, anus and rectum is normal, 11 o'clock, anus and rectum normal, 12 o'clock reatal and....... hey! What did you do???? Our prof asked... His jaw nearly dropped to the floor when the intern answered, "Sir, you ordered for hourly per rectal(PR) examination, no???"... i still crack up thinking about it today..
What a life in Uni i had!!!