Carry on my life today with my family
Ain't complaining, we've been always happy
but before marriage it was a different story
I'll start my story as a kid in the early 80's
I remember vividly in standard one
Tunku Abdul Malik was my school in 1981
Cho,Cheah,Chong,Lee, and Tan
Got to know them then, then started the fun
We were classmates until primary 5
can't remember much about year 2
never remember ever studying for exams we took
but passed all the subjects, hah, what a joke...
Year 3 back in 83 as i remember
was naughty and playful any boys could be
asked one of my "friend" to do an assignment for me
Ended up writing nonsense, foul languages, i was made a mockery
Supposed to write an essay about 3 friends having fun gleefully
Year 4 that's when everyone turned bad
started swearing all the foul language in Chinese
Wherever we meet, foul words spills out like diarrhea
Until we met our match in year 5, Cikgu Yahya.
A strict no nonsense man, treated the student like military
Changed, brainwashed, punish humiliatingly
for the smallest and trivial mistakes committed
By the end of year 5, we understood the reason why
Its for our own good, it was a new life.
Year six, being the pioneer batch for UPSR
i got to know friends who are as wonderful as they are
Ratnasegaran, Sivaneswaran, Sachin Pillai, and more,you know who you're
Best buddies in my life , so far...
As we were entering form one in 1989
we received a devastating news about Sachin Pillai
Killed in a motorvehicle accident, his passing was so sudden
All of us missed you so much, but you are in a better place my friend
Nothing much happened during form 1 and 2
can't remember any incidence funny and depressing too
So i ain't going to write much about it
Let's jump straight to form 3 ahead.
We were the last batch for SRP in form three
weeks of anticipation for the results for me
scored 7A's , can't believe it, and so did 52 others
Non other day can be any jovial and happier
As we entered form 4 with pride and chest out proud as ever
our smiles were soon wiped out with our add maths teacher
Chinaman like big size bugger who is soft spokened
But don't get him angry, he'll kick you out from the class and asked to hug a tree
Oh, yeah, i missed something that happened in form 3,
the first chapter in Biology.......organs of reproduction
we were supposed to draw a picture of cut section
of both female and male genital organ.
As mischievous as anyone can be, we took Ratna's book when he's not around
Erased the penis which was drawn flaccid, into an erected one
Can't help giggling, he doesn't know a thing
So we submitted our books to the teacher,innocently we acted as if it's nothin'
can't wait till tomorrow morning and see what's going to happen
The bell rang indicating the start of a class
the expressionless female teacher walked in slammed the book on the desk
RATNA!!! Keluar sini! Gatal,kah you, ni????
eh ber....er....ber....er...ber....as Ratna watched the drawing in disbelief
Ratnasegaran is his name, and making jokes is his game
back in standard 6, 7th November 1988, Hari Deepavali
the celebration of light for all Hindu devotees
bought a pair of pants and shoes, showing them off, you see
So a group of us went from houses to houses
filling ourselves with murukkus and papadam
ate so much that day to the max we can take
looking forward to visit the last house in an oil palm estate
We took a bus to BMR Estate
we're supposed to be there by 5pm, but half an hour late
seeing cows roaming around, not to mention them pooping freely
Gotta watch every step you take to avoid stepping on the "mine", you see
So we were playing fire crackers
it got bored after a while coz nothing exciting's happening
so we raised the game by a notch to make it interesting
by lighting the fire cracker embedded into a cow dung deep within
We drew straws to select the unlucky one
Ah...ha!!!! Ratna selected the shortest straw so he'll be the one
While he approached the firecracker we went helter skelter
looking for a good distance to hide from the explosive "mine"
As he held the joystick nearer to the fuse
you can see tremors as Ratna got nearer to the cracker
The moment the fuse was litted it burned at a face pace
With a reflex of a mongoose Ratna took a step back to runaway
Call it unlucky, or it wasn't his day, said Chee Hung
His first step backward landed on a fresher dung
He slipped and fell and did a ballerina split
Bang!!!! Goes the cracker with dungs hitting all over him.
It was damn funny if i think of it till today
that day was indeed memorable in everyway
1988 was the best time of my life, its worthwhile
everytime i think about it never fail to bring out a smile.
--
Wan Chee Hung--